It was the day after Christmas, same as the other typical days after Christmasses. I was sorting out some gifts i received. Suddenly i got hold of this one particular shirt given to me even though its free I really didn't dig it at all. I dont want to throw it away coz it would be such a waste.
Then out of nowhere I suddenly had an idea for the shirt. I have this friend who is a low life, that lives his life like some peasant, but despite of it all he is very dependable and nice beneath his rough and atrocious exterior. The plan was to give him the shirt as a present since its the time of giving and it wouldn't really cost me a dime.
That same day I called upon my peasant friend to come by our house, So that I can give the shirt to him.
Me: Pare meron ako ibibigay sayo.
Lowlife Peasant: Talaga ano naman Pare?
Me: Pare eto o buksan mo.
He opened my present very quick.
Me: Ano ok ba pare? ako pumili nyan para sayo!
Lowlife Peasant: Bakit Tshirt pa binigay mo sa akin?
Me: Ang selan naman ng balat mo, ano ba gusto mo?
Lowlife Peasant: Pare! "Sana Ulam na lang " para nabusog ako
Me: "Ulam???" Lumayas ka sa harapan ko!!!!!!!!!!!!
doon ka sa labas maghanap ng ulam.
I kicked him out of my house (not literally) and shut the door. I sat down and regretted the biggest mistake that I have ever committed. Thus this experience have thought me a very valuable lesson, and that lesson is............
"Don't be kind to Animals"
